‘Well,’ he said smoothly, ‘besides being the maid AND one of Betty’s best friends, you’re also distractingly pretty. Please pardon me for staring.’ He finally let go of her hand while she blushed and looked down self-consciously. ‘Okay, Betty,’ he said, turning to her, ‘ready to go?’ ‘No,’ Betty said smugly. ‘The truth of the matter is that I want to tell my two friends a little story. Do you mind?’ He gave her a quizzical look and shrugged. ‘Ladies,’ Betty continued, ‘once upon a time, there was a prince. This prince, a brave, chivalrous fellow, attended a masked costume party, and there, he fell in love with a girl … and, coincidentally, he fucked her silly … not necessarily in that order. Unfortunately, at the height of this occurrence, he was: Number One, high as a kite because somebody had spiked his drink, and Number Two, unable to learn his new love’s identity, because of her mask. He doesn’t know what she LOOKS like, but the one thing he DOES know is what she FEELS like.. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.’Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.’St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, ‘Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson Motorcycle?Arthur said, ‘Yeah, that’s me... ‘God commented: ‘Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?’Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but he finally spoke, ‘Excuse me, but aren’t you the Inventor of woman?’God said, ‘Ah, yes.’‘Well, ‘ said Arthur, ‘professional to professional you have some major design flaws in your invention.1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension2. It chatters constantly at high speeds3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too.
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